Home Fries

Final Score: 68.00

Home Fries, Austin TX, Fried Pickles
Home Fries, Austin TX, Fried Pickles
Home Fries, Austin TX, Fried Pickles

Notes
Howdy, Ya’ll.

Austin, TX food trucks are amazing so of course I had to do a fried pickle review from one during my visit.  The place I chose is called Home Fries and it’s located on Rainey Street, an up and coming district full of food trucks and old homes that have been converted to bars and restaurants.

These fried pickles did not miss.  The flavor was great and the portion was huge too.  They lacked a notable crunch that is critical to high scoring pickles but still managed to impress me.  The atmosphere at 2am was a swarm of loud drunk people and I cherished every moment while sitting on a food-stained picnic table eavesdropping on random conversations.  

I’d go back in a heartbeat.

The Pearl

Final Score: 83.00

The Pearl - Tampa FL - Fried Pickles
The Pearl - Tampa FL - Fried Pickles
The Pearl - Tampa FL - Fried Pickles

Notes
At the time of this review, an unrelated restaurant in Columbus, Ohio holds the #1 spot in the fried pickles rankings.  Many restaurants in Columbus serve them, but from what I’ve seen, the Midwest just does fried food better.  So what happens when a restaurant based in Columbus brings their fried pickles to Tampa Florida?  Does that Midwestern quality carry over?


I present The Pearl, a restaurant, tavern and oyster room  whose flagship location is in Columbus, but with a new location in Tampa.  And they serve fried pickles comparable to those I’ve had in the midwest.  They were presented in the form of wedges, not chips or spears.  This was ok because the amount of juice each packed was impressive.  They were also small enough to eat in one bite like a chip and the flavor was so vibrant.  I loved them.   They tasted more citrusy than usual?  Definitely a plus. The only critique would be that it could have had a bit more breading to give a nice crunch, but the flavor is ultimately what matters at the end of the day.  I’ll be going back.

This place is a must.

Blush Wine Room

Final Score: 80.00

Blush Wine Room - Krate - Wesley Chapel - Fried Pickles

Notes
Blush Wine Room is located in a shopping area called “Krate” in Wesley Chapel, Florida.  It’s like a bunch of shipping containers converted to restaurants in a giant parking lot.  Seeing fried pickles on the menu for Blush was a surprise.  I hadn’t planned on eating fried pickles there, in fact, I was going to eat them at another restaurant a couple Krates over.
But yet, as the #1 fried pickle reviewer in the world, it’s my duty to try them all.   And Blush blew me away.
These fried pickle chips were perfectly crunchy and juicy and so poppable.  Eating them all was an easy feat. And soon enough, all the space I had reserved for dinner was gone.  They also carried a perfect aesthetic, too perfect. Almost like frozen food?  Every chip was so identical and golden to one another.  It was quite sus.

But honestly, I’m rating the fried pickles as they are.  Doesn’t matter if they were from frozen or not (this is speculation).  They slapped and you should get them.

 

Blush Wine Room - Krate - Wesley Chapel - Fried Pickles
Blush Wine Room - Krate - Wesley Chapel - Fried Pickles

Texas Roadhouse

Final Score: 39.00

Texas Roadhouse - Fried Pickles
Texas Roadhouse - Fried Pickles
Texas Roadhouse - Fried Pickles

Notes
I reviewed Texas Roadhouse fried pickles years ago and gave it a 60/100.   After revisiting, I had to drop the score.  These fried pickles looked good but didn’t provide pickle flavor at all.  There was the classic fry taste taking the spotlight with nothing to contrast it.  Some of the pickles were very thin, even to the point that a ton of them had holes in the center of them.  The basket of fried pickles was left unfinished for a table of three, which is kinda of rare on this fried pickle journey.   I understand that the quality may vary between each location, but it is better to have the lowest score listed on this site, than to have the highest review and ultimately let people down.

Revolution, Gastropub

Final Score: 49.50

Notes
Revolution, Gastropub in Morristown NJ, presented what looked to be an incredible batch of fried pickles. But the breading to pickle ratio was completely off.  The structural integrity of the outer shell was damn near perfect, but there was barely any pickle on the inside to contrast it, leaving a lot of fried breading taste lingering.  The breading itself could have been seasoned a bit more too.

Side note:  The menu said it comes with a side of ranch, but what actually came some type of tzatziki sauce (I think).  Kind of sour, but it was good though.

Walk-Ons

Final Score: 46.25

Walk-Ons Fried Pickles

Notes Walk-Ons is a really fun sports bar with some amazing menu items. Surprisingly though, the fried pickles didn’t have any flavor and were extremely greasy. At the bottom of the basket was a pool of grease leaving all of the fried pickles to lose their crisp and become soggy. The amount of chips was very generous but eating them was not fulfilling.

Walk-Ons Fried Pickles
Walk-Ons Fried Pickles

Buffalo Wild Wings

Final Score: 56.00

Buffalo Wild Wings, Fried Pickles

Notes

This is probably the 10th time I’ve tried these in the past few years (spanning across many states).  The fried pickles at Buffalo Wild Wings do not stand out in any way. They are mostly soggy and many of the fried pickles were doubled up.  Which led to some being ultra soggy.  The chain restaurant is very consistent though.  Every location delivers the same experience, but that experience is always a small let down.  I know they can do better.

Side note: The southwestern ranch was really good but that’s not supposed to be the focal point.

Buffalo Wild Wings, Fried Pickles
Buffalo Wild Wings, Fried Pickles

Cracker Barrel

Final Score: 80.25

Cracker Barrel - Fried Pickles

Notes
New on the menu in August 2022, Cracker Barrel’s country fried pickles are excellent. The best fried pickles as of writing for a chain restaurant. I shouldn’t be surprised considering half their menu is fried goodness.

The chips themselves were incredibly juicy and tasted amazing without any dipping sauce.

By default, they are served with a side of ranch. The waiter, however, recommended we also try the new dill pickle ranch (typically used for other dishes). Why is it not default?  We’re not sure. It worked really well.

If you ever visit a Cracker Barrel, the fried pickles are a must.

Cracker Barrel
Cracker Barrel - Fried Pickles

A Taste of Boston

Final Score: 48.75

Notes These pickle chips were solid. About as you would expect from a small waterfront shack mostly serving fried food. A perfect snack for the atmosphere. They had a decent crunch and were seasoned properly. However, there were multiple incidents where a pickle chip was actually 2-3 chips battered as one. This was a bit off-putting as the balance of pickle breading ratio was completely thrown off.

The location itself is phenomonal. It sits within Ballast Point Park in Tampa making it a nice hidden gem to explore. It provides a great view of the bay, Tampa skyline and has a nice picnic area to binge eat fried pickles and relax.

Eddie’s Bar & Grill

Final Score: 78.75

Notes These fried pickles excelled in every category. A first on the Florida fried pickle tour. They were served as chips and wow, the cross section was massive! But how did they taste? Superb. There was nothing fancy about these chips to push it into 80.0+ territory. But does that matter? These hit the mark on every test and I had no trouble binging the entire basket in satisfaction. They have mastered the classic fried pickle chip.